studio visit

i visited the Hirshhorn museum last week and spent a bit of time in a room full of de Kooning's women.  somehow he ended up coming home with me, and now he's hanging out in my studio.  de Kooning has been in my studio before, along with Mitchell and Guston.  they are the most frequent visitors anyway, and the hardest to get rid of.  i had, through great effort, just recently gotten rid of them; but now he's back.  it's going to be hard to get rid of him this time.  i'll just have to paint a lot of bad paintings and then he'll get pissed off or bored, and leave.  that or i'll run out of beer.